$Frowg Jacket

Protect yourself from wet and windy weather, as well as making stupid ass decisions in the Crypto Market. This jacket is guaranteed to prevent you from investing in coins with no backing, 50% bundles and chart looking more like fishing hooks than anything investable.

Thanks to Elon Musk, this jacket uses M4 Ultra brain chip microwave technology to go into your brain, and freeze your right and left index fingers when trying to trade these kinds of coins so really, you are saving money when getting a $Frowg jacket.

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Disclaimer: We do not make any money on shipping!

Product Details:
• 100% polyester micro poplin
• Wind and rain resistant
• Half zip pullover with a hood
• Front kangaroo pocket
• Hidden zipped pouch pocket
• Packable in the zipped pouch pocket
• Adjustable bungee draw cord at hood and bottom hem
• Elastic cuffs
• Embroidered “C” logo on the left sleeve

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!